he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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