Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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