just come out here and I will go home with you...
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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