If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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