my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
It's never too late to be topless.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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