Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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