Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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