You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
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The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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