i barfeds in our rink
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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