i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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