that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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