everyone is single if you try hard enough
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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