take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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