At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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