Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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