He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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