So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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