We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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