I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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