Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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