at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.