filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.