Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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