Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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