I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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