A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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