another moral hangover. fuck.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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