maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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