Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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