so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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