What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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