Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure