Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.