Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The dick lei will go down in squad history
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
