you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
NoShamevember. You game?
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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