the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
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IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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