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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.

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• (310): View more from California

  She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass

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• (650): View more from California

  So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.

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