the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
hahahahaha turkey breast
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person