That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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