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My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much

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(703): My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much http://tfl.nu/7w3a

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(214): View more from Texas

So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.

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Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.

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(214): So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat. (1-214): Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic. http://tfl.nu/vioy

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(214): View more from Texas

I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot

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(214): I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot http://tfl.nu/eus9

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(318): View more from Louisiana

i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..

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what?how do you know?

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it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.

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(318): i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday.. (1-318): what?how do you know? (318): it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet. http://tfl.nu/gg1h

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(903): View more from Texas

So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants

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(903): So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants http://tfl.nu/066x

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.

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(484): I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night. http://tfl.nu/i8lc

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(954): View more from Florida

I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.

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(954): I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure. http://tfl.nu/up4h

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa

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I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...

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(603): Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa (603): I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel... http://tfl.nu/ns98

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(802): View more from Vermont

Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean

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(802): Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean http://tfl.nu/dmnd

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(716): View more from New York

Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?

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(716): Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle? http://tfl.nu/rwr7

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(254): View more from Texas

Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??

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(254): Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction?? http://tfl.nu/xlz3

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can

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(412): attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can http://tfl.nu/zc74

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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.

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This is why you are not allowed out in public.

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(732): seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian. (908): This is why you are not allowed out in public. http://tfl.nu/xlma

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(956): View more from Texas

Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.

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(956): Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair. http://tfl.nu/7p18

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(229): View more from Georgia

Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.

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(229): Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings. http://tfl.nu/e8bt

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