Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(714): View more from California

we're chasing vodka with high fives

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(571): View more from Virginia

i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.

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(512): View more from Texas

And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes

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(630): View more from Illinois

just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea

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(256): View more from Alabama

she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

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