She announced her abortion via fbk
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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