Dual....:-)
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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