I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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