You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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