I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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