What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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