i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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