I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She bit a glass in half.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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