Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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