so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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