Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
