question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Less talking, more tequila
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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