alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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