It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Randomize
