I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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