so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
there was a trapeze. enough said
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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