Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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