I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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